(chewing) – What the fuck? (lighthearted folk music) – No. – Oh, no. – Fuck, get that shit away from me. – What the hell is that? But what is that, it looks like a fossil. Oh, it’s a fruit. – What is this called? – Called what? – It’s what? – What the fuck is this. – This is really fuckin’ weird. (sniffing) – Yeah, what does that smell like? (sniffing) – Smells like dick cheese
or somethin’ like that. – Smells like nuts. – Trash that’s been under a heat lamp. – This smells like shit. – Smells good. – Oh, fuck. It smells like– – Mangoes. – Pineapple.
– Ass. – Salad that’s been in the
fridge a little too long. – Gasoline. – Mold and mildew, that’s what it is. (sniffing) – Mm. – Feet.
– Flesh. – A vagina. – Oh, fuck! Fuck, no! Please don’t do that to me again. – No, no, no. No, please. – Do I eat this thing? – You sure? (laughter) (groans) (gags) – I can do this. – Okay. (chewing) – Okay, this is a weird texture. (gags) (laughter) (spits up) – Yep. (coughs) – Oh, oh my god. Really? – Oh, that’s not good. – It’s not great. – It’s not good. – It’s really good. – It’s not bad, actually. Okay, nevermind. – It kinda tastes a little bit of a– – Onion. – And then it tastes like– – Garbage. Like literal garbage. – Coconut. – Pineapple.
– Mango. – Mango with– – Stinky onion.
– Onion. – Pineapple squash? – Like a mango curry or something. – It’s like a carrot? (bites loudly) – But not a carrot. – Yogurt?
– Popcorn. – Ow shit. What the fuck? I held it in a certain
way, and it just got me. – Kinda tastes like–
– Chicken. – Egg salad. – Plain bread. – Maple? – Cashew cheese. (smacking) – Almost like sweet potato. – Almost garlicky. – Cheesy. – Chalky.
– Coffee. – Spiky. – Grassy. – Nasty applesauce. – Grapefruit in mayonnaise. – This is foul, man. Damn near technical. – Nail polish.
– Snot. – Kinda tastes like meat. – But also kinda eggy. – It’s so…it’s like, I don’t like it. (laughing) – I do. – Yeah. – No. It’s a zero. (lighthearted folk music)

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