…investment in advanced battery technology for ele-, electr-, electric-drive automobiles
(audience yawning) We’re losing men out there! Permission to use the secret weapon, sir? The Federal Commission of T-Pain approves.
Ay! (auto-tuned) (normal voice)
Shaw-ta-y (auto-tuned)
Shaw-ta-y (normal voice)
Ohh (auto-tuned)
Ohh 🎵 Imagine with me for a moment. 🎵 🎵 Imagine America, imagine a world… (a world!) 🎵 🎵 …where people pop on the hood on their cars 🎵 🎵 and they see stamped on
electronic motor boards 🎵 🎵 Made in America (3x) 🎵 🎵 Imagine, imagine… 🎵 🎵 Made in America (2x) 🎵 🎵 That’s what I want to imagine! 🎵 🎵 God bless you all! 🎵 🎵 Now I wanna be part of the solution and not the problem, 🎵 🎵 but, I gotta start somewhere, I gotta crawl before I walk. (Ay!) 🎵 🎵 Crawl before I walk (Ay!), Crawl before I walk. 🎵 🎵 Before he flies like an Eagle. (Whoo!) 🎵 🎵 Michael Vick served his time… 🎵 🎵 …he paid his debt to society and now… 🎵 🎵 …he has either earned or… 🎵 🎵 …been given another chance… 🎵 🎵 Another chance 🎵 🎵 Katie Couric is off today 🎵 🎵 But I’m still lookin’ at a fine shawtay-ay-ay! 🎵 🎵 I’m Maggie Rodriguez 🎵 🎵 Nice to meet you boo, let’s talk about the news 🎵 🎵 The city of New York is declaring a war on geese 🎵 🎵 and some animal activists are crying (Crying?) 🎵 🎵 Crying. (Crying?) 🎵 Crying foul. (Crying how?) 🎵 🎵 Crying fowl. (Oh.) 🎵 🎵 Birds can become a feathered foe
if they collide with airplanes. (True.) 🎵 🎵 Operation “Goose-Be-Gone” involves reducing 🎵 🎵 their population within 5 miles of the
airport. (Oh.) 🎵 🎵 These geese are cooked. 🎵 🎵 Those geese are cooked, cooked, cooked. 🎵 🎵 Wildlife experts and the FAA concur… 🎵 🎵 those geese are cooked. 🎵 🎵 The federal commission of me agrees… 🎵 🎵 those geese are cooked. 🎵 🎵 Now they’re livin’ on a wing and a prayer… 🎵 🎵 A wing and a prayer. 🎵 🎵 How many geese? 🎵 🎵 Two-thousand geese. 🎵 🎵 That’s a lot of geese! 🎵 🎵 Those geese are f***ed. 🎵 🎵 So sad and so tasty for my
helpless flyin’ homies. 🎵 🎵 The debate continues in New York but for now… 🎵 🎵 Those geese are cooked, cooked. 🎵 🎵 As you can see from the chart… 🎵 🎵 A massive fire-breathing
Debt and Deficit Dragon. 🎵 🎵 Ho, ho! 🎵 🎵 I have a chart. (He has a chart!) 🎵 🎵 I have a chart. (A dragon chart!) 🎵 🎵 the surtax is painful to the goose,
lethal to the goose 🎵 🎵 Which goose? 🎵 🎵 The goose that lays the golden eggs. (My favorite goose!) 🎵 🎵 The goose that lays… (x2) 🎵 🎵 Lays the golden eggs. 🎵 🎵 That goose is cooked, cooked, cooked! 🎵 🎵 Am I wasted or did that really transpire? 🎵 🎵 So many metaphors; my brain is on fire! 🎵
(phone rings) 🎵 Ay! (Ay!) Ay! (Ay!) Ayy! 🎵 Tell Katie-Coo: stop screenin’ my calls, or else, she gon’ be on 🎵 Very thin ice! (Very thin ice?) 🎵 🎵 Very thin ice. 🎵 🎵 Very thin ice! 🎵 🎵 Sing it T-Pain, beats are on… 🎵 🎵 Very thin ice! 🎵 🎵 (Those geese are cooked, those geese are cooked, cooked…) 🎵 🎵 (…cooked)
…given another chance… 🎵 🎵 The goose that lays, lays, the golden eggs. 🎵
(Ho, ho!) 🎵 Those geese are f***ed. 🎵 🎵 (Those geese are) made in America! 🎵 🎵 Made in America! 🎵 🎵 Michael Vick served his time… 🎵 🎵 …but he’s on very thin ice… 🎵 🎵 …very thin ice… 🎵 🎵 …very, very, very thin ice! 🎵 I have a chart. I have a mullet. I have a chart. I’m offering you a piece of bread! How can you possibly refuse a man with a mullet? Piece of bread! 🎵Auto-Tune The News (Auto-Tune The News),
Auto-Tune The News (Auto-Tune The News), 🎵 🎵 Michael Vick sounds better auto-tuned! 🎵 🎵 Auto-Tune The News (Auto-Tune The News, shawty)
Auto-Tune The News (Auto-Tune The News, shawty) 🎵 🎵 Everything sounds better auto-tuned! 🎵 (Schmo-YO-ho!)

100 thoughts on “dragons. geese. Michael Vick. (ft. T-Pain) // Auto-Tune the News #8”

  1. schmoyoho…I address you with candor and appreciation. please re upload rivers park. I know it's not necessarily as good as your current or best work but it's something I remember and really wanted to hear again. I remember all the words for some reason because it really stuck in my head and now it's nowhere. Perhaps it's on your computer somewhere or a flash drive somewhere off in an area where cyberspace can't touch it but that's not right because that is a fucking cool peace and it shows your ability before you became big. you should put that back up. Rivers Park Rivers Park Rivers Park

  2. This shall forever be my favourite Auto-Tune the News.
    I still remember the lyrics even after 5 years of not listening to it.

  3. What's the background beat? I know it was also used in the one with Mr. T and Mario, but what's it called? Or did you produce it specifically for these two videos?

  4. lmao it's be a minute since iv'e seen this. why doeslistening to this make me feel so happy? the harmonies just sound so good

  5. I remember when geese getting cooked was all we had to talk about on the news. Instead of… everything today. Makes me wonder what it'll be like in another 5 years.

  6. Remember when this was the day when all of our lives reached their peaks on this very day as we were entering our senior year of high school?

  7. Two things real quick. 1) This video is still amazing 9 years later. 2) My Chevy Bolt is MADE IN AMERICA. YAAAS, BIDEN!!!

  8. I needed a pick me up. This always does it. Can't help but smile, laugh a bit, and appreciate the musical work it must have taken to put all this together. My fav by far.

  9. This song is literally always stuck in my head. I'm not kidding. Constantly singing this shit in my head. Haven't watched this video in years.

  10. Hard to believe coming September 2nd of this year, this masterpiece will be 10 years old! This instrumental still KICKS!

  11. I am still here… it’s now sunday 21th of april…. and i am still listen to this…. it’s just Timeless!!! Happy 10 year anneversie…!!!!!! 😃😃😃😃😃

  12. Been offering people a piece of bread for damn near 10 years now. Nobody knew what i was talking about. They often graciously accepted the piece of bread.

  13. i was singing this to myself in the bathroom today and had to come and watch it and remember the old days when these videos first came out.

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