Grif: And then I thought, you know, we could sneak around the side while they were hiding behind the rock, but, uh, well, that’s when the tank showed up and… shit just started blowin’ up. I don’t know. Sarge: [sighs] Grif… do you have any godly idea how much this… Continue Reading Season 1, Episode 11 – Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pain. | Red vs. Blue
Grif: Yeah, you— You fucking piece of shit! You suck! Tucker: Jesus, is that guy still yelling? Church: Yes. Tucker: He’s been yelling all morning! Tex: *sighs* We know. Tucker: Make him stop! Church: Oh, and how am I gonna do that? Tucker: Shoot ‘im with your snipe—Oh, never mind!… Continue Reading Season 9, Episode 18 – Labor Pains | Red vs. Blue
Today’s the day. You’ve left planet Earth behind with its dwindling resources, mounting conflicts, and Justin Bieber noise that some call music. You’re one of the chosen few sent to colonize Mars, a molten colored planet that now looms out in front of the spaceship’s main window. You find yourself… Continue Reading What If YOU Broke EVERY Bone In Your Body?
We’ve all heard stories of far-off primitive tribes hurling virgins into the mouth of a fiery volcano in their attempt to appease some particularly capricious God. What is that unfortunate girl’s fate though as she falls to her fiery death? What is it like to die inside a burning pit… Continue Reading What Happens To Your Body When You Fall Into a Volcano?
It weighed 46,000 tons yet floated on water. At over 882 feet (270 meters) long and 175 feet (55.34 meters) high, the Titanic was an unforgettable sight. The company that built it wanted the largest ship with state-of-the-art technology and every luxury imaginable. It was not disappointed. As the Titanic… Continue Reading Where Did All The Bodies On Titanic Disappear?
We’ve all seen countless tv shows where a patient falls into a coma- the weeping family members try everything possible to resuscitate their loved one, from standing by their side and reading them stories to playing their favorite music, all in hopes of ‘breaking through’. Unfortunately, comas are medically complicated… Continue Reading What Happens To Your Body in a Coma?
Space: the final frontier, and for anyone unfortunate enough to be sucked out an airlock without a space suit, it will definitely be the fatal frontier. It’s an old Hollywood trope- humans inside a flimsy spacecraft have an accident of some type, and now the hull’s been breached and everyone… Continue Reading What Would Happen To Your Body In Space?
– [Narrator] I’m gonna share with you my personal break-up story, so let’s get into it. (dramatic rumble) When I was in the 10th grade I met this beautiful girl named Nicky and I remember she had long brown hair, dark brown eyes, she had one of the warmest smiles… Continue Reading My PAINFUL Break Up Story (Animated)
-Boss. -Wha….what…..What? -We are approaching Camp Omega, prepare for infiltration. -Uhm…yeah…roger that. No no no…no no no no no!!!! Kept you…. KEPT YOU…KEPT YOU…kept you waiting uh??.. -Boss…are you okay? -Oh…i’m doing GREAT.. You woke me up in the middle of the night for this mission… and i just got… Continue Reading MGS V: The Fulton Pain (MGS 5: The Phantom Pain parody)