– Tommy, You’ve been driving for hours. – I could take the wheel for a while. – Tommy Steale lives for the open road! – He’s a free bird. – We’ve been in this ruddy submarine since Tuesday. – I haven’t had a shag in two days! – A man… Continue Reading Sex Swing, Episode 6 – Billy Zane’s Phantom Pain | Rooster Teeth

Tucker: So, uh, how do you feel? Epsilon: I feel like running over each and every one of you Tucker: So pretty much the same as before? Epsilon: Yeah, pretty much Grif: You know, Simmons, I think I’m gonna let you call shotgun on this one Simmons: Fuck that Epsilon:… Continue Reading Season 10, Episode 11 – Out of Body | Red vs. Blue

– Do you do special poses? – Yes. Ready? – Mmhmm. – Big biceps! (Growling) Lion face. (Peaceful waltz music) – Hello! – Hello! – Hello! – What’s your name? – Amya. – Hi Amya, I’m Gabriel. – Nice to meet you. – Nice to meet you. And what’s your… Continue Reading Kids Meet a Body Builder (Brayden & Amya) | Kids Meet | HiHo Kids

Hello I’m Chris and I’m Aaron Welcome to social disorder, the show where Chris and I set up elaborate social experiments and compete with each other for points. Have you ever been disposing of a dead body and wondered well, what would it be like if I did this in… Continue Reading Social Disorder – The Body Bag Experiment | Rooster Teeth

Grif: And then I thought, you know, we could sneak around the side while they were hiding behind the rock, but, uh, well, that’s when the tank showed up and… shit just started blowin’ up. I don’t know. Sarge: [sighs] Grif… do you have any godly idea how much this… Continue Reading Season 1, Episode 11 – Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pain. | Red vs. Blue

Grif: Yeah, you— You fucking piece of shit! You suck! Tucker: Jesus, is that guy still yelling? Church: Yes. Tucker: He’s been yelling all morning! Tex: *sighs* We know. Tucker: Make him stop! Church: Oh, and how am I gonna do that? Tucker: Shoot ‘im with your snipe—Oh, never mind!… Continue Reading Season 9, Episode 18 – Labor Pains | Red vs. Blue