Tucker: So, uh, how do you feel? Epsilon: I feel like running over each and every one of you Tucker: So pretty much the same as before? Epsilon: Yeah, pretty much Grif: You know, Simmons, I think I’m gonna let you call shotgun on this one Simmons: Fuck that Epsilon:… Continue Reading Season 10, Episode 11 – Out of Body | Red vs. Blue

Grif: And then I thought, you know, we could sneak around the side while they were hiding behind the rock, but, uh, well, that’s when the tank showed up and… shit just started blowin’ up. I don’t know. Sarge: [sighs] Grif… do you have any godly idea how much this… Continue Reading Season 1, Episode 11 – Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pain. | Red vs. Blue

Grif: Yeah, you— You fucking piece of shit! You suck! Tucker: Jesus, is that guy still yelling? Church: Yes. Tucker: He’s been yelling all morning! Tex: *sighs* We know. Tucker: Make him stop! Church: Oh, and how am I gonna do that? Tucker: Shoot ‘im with your snipe—Oh, never mind!… Continue Reading Season 9, Episode 18 – Labor Pains | Red vs. Blue

-Boss. -Wha….what…..What? -We are approaching Camp Omega, prepare for infiltration. -Uhm…yeah…roger that. No no no…no no no no no!!!! Kept you…. KEPT YOU…KEPT YOU…kept you waiting uh??.. -Boss…are you okay? -Oh…i’m doing GREAT.. You woke me up in the middle of the night for this mission… and i just got… Continue Reading MGS V: The Fulton Pain (MGS 5: The Phantom Pain parody)