– Does it help to have someone to talk to? (elephant noises) – My mother always tells me to smile, and put on a happy face, she told me I had a purpose. To bring laughter and joy to the world. (elephant sounds) – [Little Girl] What’s happening? (elephant sounds)… Continue Reading Dumbo Gets The “Joker” Treatment

GUEST TONIGHT FROM “THE BOOK OF MORMON,” “BEAUTY AND THE BEAST,” AND OF COURSE, AS OLAF IN “FROZEN.” HE NOW STARS IN THE NEW HBO SERIES, “AVENUE 5.” PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW,” JOSH GAD! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE… Continue Reading Josh Gad: Working With Hugh Laurie Was A “Pain In The Ass”

Tucker: So, uh, how do you feel? Epsilon: I feel like running over each and every one of you Tucker: So pretty much the same as before? Epsilon: Yeah, pretty much Grif: You know, Simmons, I think I’m gonna let you call shotgun on this one Simmons: Fuck that Epsilon:… Continue Reading Season 10, Episode 11 – Out of Body | Red vs. Blue

THE C.B.O. SCORE IS ALREADY HAVING A HUGE POLITICAL IMPACT. TODAY, IN MONTANA, THERE WAS A SPECIAL CONGRESSIONAL ELECTION TO REPLACE INTERIOR SECRETARY RYAN ZINKE. WHO WAS THE CONGRESSMAN FROM THERE. IT’S A NAILBAITER BETWEEN DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE AND MAN WHO COMES TO YOUR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TO SING ABOUT FLOSSING, ROB… Continue Reading Stephen Is Also Body-Slamming His Enemies

i did not fall into a cactus, I’m way more careful than Joe Rogan. I had to pull the quills out of his ass and thigh though. Here’s what happened, when I dropped down to shoot this animal, I was very excited. and we were trying to be quick but… Continue Reading Bryan Callen Picks Cactus Needles Out of Joe Rogan’s Ass After a Hunt with Steven Rinella

[Eugene singing] Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it. Today, we’re delivering babies. What do I know about the actual delivering of a baby? The whole process seems crazy. You’re like a human printer. I’ve never seen… any sort of *human* birth. I know that… Ugh but… Continue Reading The Try Guys Deliver A Baby

– I’m bored. – I’m bored of you. – [Voiceover] Been in a relationship for awhile? Run out of things to do with your significant other? Well why not try meddling in the affairs of your Single Friends? – I’m lonely. – I wish I could have a relationship just… Continue Reading Couples Treat Single Friends Like Toys

[Humming Titanic theme song] – (PD) Hi. – Hi! [Giggling] I do not! I cannot even do P5 immunization. – Huh?! – Injection. I’d cry even before the needle touches my skin. I do enjoy a bit of pain sometimes. Wow. I fell off a horse. That was so painful.… Continue Reading Singaporeans Try: Pain Tolerance 2.0