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Yeah Halloween which means it’s time to violate doctor patient confidentiality with America’s scariest game show. What’s in your body. Well. Thanks fellas. You in top form tonight. Now without this first hole none of us would be here today. Of course we’re talking about the butthole. If you dig… Continue Reading 22 Toothbrushes and Counting: The Best of “What’s in Your Body?” – Tosh.0

Essential oils, acupuncture, probiotics. More and more Americans are turning to alternative medicine. [Man] After three or 4,000 years, I’m sure the Chinese can’t be wrong. But is moving away from modern science really the way to go? To find out, I’m heading to a place that’s relied on traditional… Continue Reading Traditional Remedies vs. Modern Science – The Jim Jefferies Show

Hi. Hi. Welcome to New Body. Thank you. Can I help you? Yeah, I just started working out this morning, so I need a little revamp on my wardrobe for the new body I’m about to have. Oh, my God, fabulous. What’s your fitness plan? Well, I switched to Diet… Continue Reading Inside Amy Schumer – New Body

I served six years in prison for drug trafficking. Some of y’all can probably relate to that, some of y’all, not looking at nobody in particular. Man, what you in here for? Assault? When you got here, was you liquored up? Yeah, so they got a tape on you in… Continue Reading When Your Mom Forces You to Fight a Bully – Ali Siddiq