*Children’s laughter* *doorbell rings* *Children’s laughter* *meow, cat opens door* Trick or treat! Thank you! *meow, cat closes door* *doorbell rings* *cat opens door* *woof* *woof* *doorbell rings* *woof* *hissing and meowing* *doorbell rings* Trick or treat! He’s so cute! Thank you, so cute, Happy Halloween! okay, bye Hey Michael,… Continue Reading Trick or Treat – Aaron’s Animals

Since Expo ’88 Stefan’s Needle has been a mainstay of the Brisbane skyline but now, one local antivaxxer wants the needle removed No…no… I don’t think my opinions are offensive I believe Stefan’s Sky Needle causes autism Do we know that it doesn’t Have you seen the science? And I… Continue Reading This Antivaxxer Hates Stefan’s Needle

(Intro) (Intro) Lads Heyyy!!! Hey, What’s up lads. EVERY BODY drop all your shit and EVERY BODY drop all your shit And grab some Enderpearls And grab some Enderpearls I wouldn’t get more than the stack of sixteen Cause you’re just going to lose em Wait- Wait why Jeff? o_O… Continue Reading Let’s Play Minecraft – Episode 45 – Thread the Needle | Rooster Teeth

♪ INTRO ♪ There you are, reading a book in bed after a long day. You finish the chapter and go to close the book and… Ow! Paper cut! Paper cuts are usually small and shallow, but they do tend to hurt a lot, for a few reasons. There’s the… Continue Reading Why Are Paper Cuts So Painful?

[all yelp] – Remember, guys, we’re still in the IHOP, so be careful. – Shawn, I have reason to believe that humans might be, on average, better than the points system suggests they are. – Counterpoint– humans are terrible– Limp Bizkit, slavery. The prosecution rests. – Got to say, that’s… Continue Reading Chidi’s Mind Is Blown by the Time-Knife – The Good Place (Episode Highlight)

– I hate this. And I’m sorry. And did I say that I hate this? Because I hate this. – You don’t need to apologize for making a huge sacrifice to save your friends. This is why people love moral philosophy professors. – [laughs softly] Well, how about this? Every… Continue Reading Michael Gives Eleanor and Chidi a Going-Away Present – The Good Place (Episode Highlight)