– Tommy, You’ve been driving for hours. – I could take the wheel for a while. – Tommy Steale lives for the open road! – He’s a free bird. – We’ve been in this ruddy submarine since Tuesday. – I haven’t had a shag in two days! – A man… Continue Reading Sex Swing, Episode 6 – Billy Zane’s Phantom Pain | Rooster Teeth

Tucker: So, uh, how do you feel? Epsilon: I feel like running over each and every one of you Tucker: So pretty much the same as before? Epsilon: Yeah, pretty much Grif: You know, Simmons, I think I’m gonna let you call shotgun on this one Simmons: Fuck that Epsilon:… Continue Reading Season 10, Episode 11 – Out of Body | Red vs. Blue

Hello I’m Chris and I’m Aaron Welcome to social disorder, the show where Chris and I set up elaborate social experiments and compete with each other for points. Have you ever been disposing of a dead body and wondered well, what would it be like if I did this in… Continue Reading Social Disorder – The Body Bag Experiment | Rooster Teeth

Grif: And then I thought, you know, we could sneak around the side while they were hiding behind the rock, but, uh, well, that’s when the tank showed up and… shit just started blowin’ up. I don’t know. Sarge: [sighs] Grif… do you have any godly idea how much this… Continue Reading Season 1, Episode 11 – Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pain. | Red vs. Blue

Grif: Yeah, you— You fucking piece of shit! You suck! Tucker: Jesus, is that guy still yelling? Church: Yes. Tucker: He’s been yelling all morning! Tex: *sighs* We know. Tucker: Make him stop! Church: Oh, and how am I gonna do that? Tucker: Shoot ‘im with your snipe—Oh, never mind!… Continue Reading Season 9, Episode 18 – Labor Pains | Red vs. Blue

(Intro) (Intro) Lads Heyyy!!! Hey, What’s up lads. EVERY BODY drop all your shit and EVERY BODY drop all your shit And grab some Enderpearls And grab some Enderpearls I wouldn’t get more than the stack of sixteen Cause you’re just going to lose em Wait- Wait why Jeff? o_O… Continue Reading Let’s Play Minecraft – Episode 45 – Thread the Needle | Rooster Teeth