(upbeat funk music) Charlene Demello. First, Your Honor, I’m handicap. Second, I was movin’ things at my house and made a big hole in my leg so I’m not really supposed to be standin’ up for long but I do stand up. Do you want to sit down? You want… Continue Reading In Pain and In Need

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[all yelp] – Remember, guys, we’re still in the IHOP, so be careful. – Shawn, I have reason to believe that humans might be, on average, better than the points system suggests they are. – Counterpoint– humans are terrible– Limp Bizkit, slavery. The prosecution rests. – Got to say, that’s… Continue Reading Chidi’s Mind Is Blown by the Time-Knife – The Good Place (Episode Highlight)

– ♪ You put the Peeps in the chili pot ♪ ♪ And eat them both up ♪ You put the Peeps in the chili pot ♪ ♪ And add the M&Ms ♪ You put the Peeps in the chili pot ♪ ♪ And it makes it taste bad [clears… Continue Reading Chidi Goes Insane and Eats Peeps Chili – The Good Place (Episode Highlight)

– I hate this. And I’m sorry. And did I say that I hate this? Because I hate this. – You don’t need to apologize for making a huge sacrifice to save your friends. This is why people love moral philosophy professors. – [laughs softly] Well, how about this? Every… Continue Reading Michael Gives Eleanor and Chidi a Going-Away Present – The Good Place (Episode Highlight)

– Eleanor, you were looking for me? – Uh, yeah, so, Chidi chose an owl, because he froze up trying to decide between two puppies. Is it possible for him to swap? – Of course. This is the Good Place. But he might want to hold off. Tonight we’re having… Continue Reading The Moment Eleanor Fell for Chidi – The Good Place (Episode Highlight)

[bright music] – So this is the main feed. Every action by every human on Earth is recorded and then sent here to be assigned a point value based on the absolute moral worth of that action. For example, a couple in Osaka, Japan, just decided to have a destination… Continue Reading How Afterlife Points are Assigned – The Good Place (Episode Highlight)