(screaming in pain) Oh bitch (more screaming in pain) Could you just get off of me Aaah! Oh hey guys. How are you? Great? That’s awesome. I feel so naked right now Don’t look at my face but at the same time do because I’m so cute. Now I know… Continue Reading DO NOT TRY THIS!! WORLD’S “MOST PAINFUL” FACE MASK!

– Today is a really big day. – What’s wrong with you guys? So dumb I hate this. What’s wrong with your face? – Eugene is going to sit in my lap. (laughter) (Try Guys Theme) – It’s a story of love and lap sitting. – I think we were… Continue Reading Eugene Gets Surprised With His Worst Nightmare

– Hey look he’s pooping! Look, it’s fun! – Today, I’m competing against Zach Kornfeld in a dog grooming competition. Well, it looks like she’s got a little poop on her face. Why only Zach? Well, cuz normally Eugene and Ned win, so we’ve sort of eliminated them from this… Continue Reading Cat Lovers Try Dog Grooming | The Try Guys

(Ned) I know that the other guys do not like my photos very much, so I’m not looking forward to this. (Keith) Your Instagram does look like that of most teenage girls. (Zach) Yeah, that’s all I wanna be. (Keith) You know, you’re crushing it. (Ned) Can i just get… Continue Reading The Try Guys Roast Each Other’s Instagrams

And now, time for my theme song. Click to subscribe. You know, I don’t like when people do that in a video. I don’t want you to tell me what to do while I’m watching a video. Like, I’m already watching, you don’t tell me to click somewhere else, Jesus… Continue Reading Eugene Ranks Cheap American Beer

– Hello, and welcome to Rank King Astrology. I’m your Rank King, Eugene. Please welcome my special Rank Priestess, Allison. – Oh, wow. – Pretty good, right? – That was really good. – Yes. – Thank you. – We are very well-versed in the way of the stars. And today… Continue Reading Eugene Ranks Every Astrological Sign From Best To Worst